All right! Let's go kiss Hans! Who is this Hans?

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her voice says “comedic” but her face says “help me, i can’t listen to any more knock-knock jokes.”

and his face says that he just came up with 3 new knock-knock jokes while mowing.

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

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wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

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prettyarbitrary:

charlyvonkarma:

fuckoff-imacting:

you sexy fucker

I don’t usually reblog things unless something big happens in my fandom, but I think I just bust an ovary looking at this.

You hot little bastard.

prettyarbitrary:

charlyvonkarma:

fuckoff-imacting:

you sexy fucker

I don’t usually reblog things unless something big happens in my fandom, but I think I just bust an ovary looking at this.

You hot little bastard.

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12thcloctor:

11thcloctor:

10thcloctor:

9thcloctor:

fantastic

allons-y

geronimo

shit the bed it’s a dalek

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supernartural:

deanccas:

logs into facebook

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logs out of facebook

I AM SO EMBARRASSED FOR SOME OF THESE PEOPLE OH GOD

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

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yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

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I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

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frecklesrex:

6/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

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